Yep that’s my opinion and I am going to stick with it. After all only a woman has the right to change their minds, ask if they look fat in something and then get upset when you say the truth and are the one species on this planet that you can never work out how their mind works.
Google’s like a woman
As fickle as can be
Use all The SEO you can
She’ll crush you like a flea
You real all the SEO tactics
You apply it to your blog
Then those Google pricks
Give your Rankings a flog
Women like to change the rules
And Google is just the same
She acts as if all bloggers are fools
For trying to play the game
On minute your feeling happy
Your PR is pretty good
Then you’re feeling crappy
And you wish you understood
Yeah, Google is no lady
The way she treats her fans
Her actions kind of shady
Ruining many bloggers plans
We all don’t rort the system
Yet she treats us all the same
Yeah, we’re not all like them
Spammers should wear the blame
Bloggers have to live too
Paid posts are just a job
Oh Google if you only knew
You’re acting like a slob
We can’t use rel-nofollow
As then we won’t get paid
Your rules are hard to swallow
Us bloggers all feel so betrayed
Well I say stuff you wh0re
I removed your stupid toolbar
Though my rankings may not soar
My content you cannot mar
Hell, who am I kidding
Please give my PR back
Your Praises I will sing
Just cut me some slack!