*Disclaimer: This is satire/fiction, any similarities between this work and any agency and/or agencies, its agents [presumed] or to persons/personas either living or dead, is totally cool, but also purely coincidental. Thus, absolutely unintentional, therefore; neither Government Systems Inc nor any agent [presumed] of G.S.I. will assume any liability for any alleged damages this satire/fiction may or may not incur or for any similarity it holds to reality up to and including any/all offense/offenses taken there from.–**Cliff Pyke
Government Systems Inc.
By Cliff Pyke
“Ultimately there can be no freedom for self unless it is vouchsafed for others; there can be no security where there is fear, and a democratic society presupposes confidence and ardor in the relations of men with one another and eager collaboration for the larger ends of life instead of the pursuit of petty, selfish or vain-glorious aims.” –Justice Felix Frankfurter
No government system is totally bad, and never so bad as to negate the possibility of a turn-around. We here at Government Systems Inc pride ourselves in the ability to make the necessary changes that will breathe authenticity back into your poorly mismanaged, instituted and always abused government philosophies and systems.
Is the general public getting out of hand? Are they unhappy most of the time? Are budgets not getting resolved in a timely manner? Are your higher courts bogged down with cases, stressed to the breaking point, and unable to resolve issues in a swift timely manner? Are politicos all too willing to slow processes down in favor of slow grinding bureaucratic wheels that lead nowhere? All that chaos is just static interference, Government Systems Inc assures you.
Our teams are made up of highly skilled mathematicians, philosophers, scientists, psychiatrists, lawyers, and security personnel. Government Systems Inc teams assume full control over all government functions; we swiftly and efficiently implement needed changes, and train native personal, returning full control back to you in a timely manner.
During our stay, we streamline processes, documentation, and simplify complicated decision making procedures, we balance your budgets, ferret out questionable political practices, and corrupt political activity, resolve long overdue external legal matters with the Public at large, while a separate panel of experts teaches you our method for “Authentic Government success.”
We here at Government Systems Inc pride ourselves in our ability to return your Government to you in a healthier state than it was in when we arrived…pride ourselves in smoothing out internal frictions between the various political parties that exist- so bureaucracies wheels move faster and more efficiently…we’re happy to remove that static interference that brought you to Government Systems Inc in the first place.
Government Systems Inc has teams and budgets to fit your needs. All Governments are treated with our absolute “up front, pay in full policy*” - please don’t take it personally, we just don’t want to become slow ground bureaucratic victims when it comes to payment for services rendered, and we don’t wish to leave you with a bill to pay…
*Other restrictions and/or charges, may apply On the fly, as needed, for extra services rendered, and/or duties performed outside the original contractual agreements…”oil resource/revenue sharing agreements” can be negotiated as partial payments at our discretion.
Sincerely Yours,
From the Experts at
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-Cliff Pyke, aka Hero of Zero.
Time Stamped 1:15pm,
Sunday, September 2nd, 2007
©2007 Written by Cliff Pyke
Thursday, January 11th, 2007
Revised, Friday, August 31st, 2007
Revision/disclaimer added –
-Sunday, September 2nd, 2007
